From a post to a coin, with nobody in the loop

X pushes every new post from the watchlist straight to the bot over a live stream. The bot never refreshes a page or polls: the post arrives on its own, usually a few seconds after it is published.

Before any AI is involved, plain rules throw out what should never become a coin. They cost nothing and take no time.

One AI call reads the post and does three things at once: it scores the post from 1 to 10 as a coin, writes three different name and ticker ideas, and picks the best one.

Only posts that score high enough launch, and launches are spaced out so the feed is never spammed. A truly exceptional post skips the wait.

Think you can do better? Vamp a post with your own name and image.

While the AI is thinking, the bot is already fetching the image, in this order:

• the photo or video frame in the post itself
• the preview image of a page the post links to
• for news and prediction-market accounts, a picture drawn for this coin
• otherwise, the author's profile picture

The bot signs and sends the launch itself. In the same moment the coin's creator fees are pointed 100% at the AutoLaunch treasury, and pump.fun locks that setting forever. Nobody, including us, can redirect them later. Coins launched by people from the Launch or Vamp page split the same way on chain: 75% to the treasury, 25% to the launcher's wallet.

The coin is tradable on pump.fun like any other, seconds after the post went up.

Every buy and sell of a launched coin pays a small creator fee on chain. The bot collects those fees into the treasury automatically.

The treasury uses the collected fees to buy $AUTO on the open market, on a timer, with every purchase listed publicly, and burns what it buys, so each buyback permanently removes supply. More launches and more trading mean more buying.